The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 12

OH GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE QUEEN?

So the Queen is missing, big deal! I was missing for three weeks and my parents said "He'll be back." Yes, I was back, after my abducter overdosed and I was free to roam.... a garbage dump. For three days I walked until someone passing by saw me and took me to a hospital. I was then reunited with my family, where they said we were going to pay the ransome, but bought a new car instead. I took a bat to the new car and told them it was my way to get back at the world for the evil it did. Then, I was back to normal. The end.

THEY FOUND THE QUEEN!!!!!

Yes, they found the Queen. She was abducted for three days when someone finally felt sorry for her and released her. She then ran home for warm milk and spam. She was glad to be home.

THE QUEEN WAS NEVER GONE.

So, the Queen was locked in the freezer for three days because she went in for a frozen mango but shut herself in tight. Everyone was on vacation so they didn't care, I mean notice she was gone.

Trivia Time!

Subject: The Daily Blade. (It just keeps getting harder and harder)

1. How many issues were released?
2. What is the supposed title of the upcoming special edition?
3. What was the first trivia time subject?
4. Who drove a woman insane for knowing her e-mail address and name?
5. Who no longer wished to recieve it after the first letter?

Answers.

1. 13, counting the special edition.
2. "Total Blade" which really is stupid.
3. My favorite comic characters, the X-men.
4. Pikachu.
5. XaraX. Send him letters! Just kidding.