The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 11
WHAT CAN YOU DO?
What can you do when someone hands you a lemon? Shove it down thier
throat and show them how sour you really are.
What can you do if you can't win? Beat up the opponent. Of course, how
can you do that if he's always beating you?
What can you do for an encore? Have a really good performance or be one
heck of a beggar.
What can you do with a bag of coffe flavored jelly beans? Eat them,
unless you don't like them.
What can you do to keep me from writing more stupid things? Just write
to me with your ideas. You knew this was going somewhere.
A LIFE OF FRIENDS...... ONE TO CONSIDER.
Everyday, you walk down the street and pass by a lot of people. Have you ever wondered what they are like? Most people won't give anyone the time of day. How do you know if someone is a good person? Sadly, we let our minds do the judging for us, not our hearts. We stereotype people the first time we see them. I wouldn't have the friends I have now if I didn't give them a chance. I'm glad I gave everyone some time to prove themselves good and trustworthy. I'm still trying with one of you, I just wish you could see it. I see people with thier friends and wonder how they are such good friends with them, but not with me. I guess people see me as an ogre who never wears pants (even in the dead of winter, I wear only shorts). I guess we all have a lot to learn.
Trivia Time.
Subject: Game shows.
1. I seem to hate it when you read one of my stories, especially celeb week.
2. "What is the first bid on the desiner fishing pole?"
3. Can you find the secret square?
4. I'd like to buy a vowel, Vanna.
5. That guy from "Growing Pains" is the host. You have to draw.
Answers.
1. Jeopardy! Do do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do do do do.
2. The Price is Right.
3. Hollywood Squares.
4. Wheel of Fortune.
5. Pictionary. How many said Win, Lose or Draw?