The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 10

INTO THE FRYING PAN.

Ever wonder how some people get out of trouble? How about how they even get in it in the first place? Who cares? That's their life. Why should we bother with it?

OUT OF THE FIRE.

When meddling with other people's affairs, one should always remember: Whatever you do, don't get caught. Unless, of course, they already know and are in agreement with you. Are you your own best friend? Worst enemy? The choice is yours.

MOVIES ALL AROUND!

You go to the theater. You look to see what movies are playing. Oh, eight of them. Now comes the hard part. Which one do you see? "Holy Man" looks good. Why not that one? "Bride of Chucky?" Sorry, I want to be entertained, not put to sleep. "Blade" might be good. So, what should you pick? Well, I saw "Practical Magic." It's a good movie, even though the horror scenes leave something to be desired. Still, it has its good parts.

TOTAL BLADE..... GONE!

Some of you are probably sitting at home wondering where the special edition is? Gee, do you think it could be, not sent? Maybe I didn't get it. Well, you didn't. No one did. The special edition is due out Monday. You all stop pulling out your hair and continue on with your lives as I get it ready. Watch, I'm making a big hype out of nothing. Just one day away, though.

I'M SORRY, SO SORRY.

I must apologize for my lame stories I have been putting in here. I want so much to be funnier, but you know me. Well, three of you really know me. The rest just get to see what I'm like on the inside without having to see the outside. No total exposier for you! You're probably all breathing a sigh of relief now. Well, each to his or her own.

Trivia Time!

Subject: Movie time.

1. What movie stars Helen Hunt, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Shannon Doherty? Two of which want to star on a show called "Dance TV."
2. What movie involved a house keeper and his family, then having that house keeper go insane and try to kill his family with the help of the ghosts that lived there? Blood comes out of the walls.
3. It involves an evil lamp. It was sold in a yardsale at the house it got the spirit from. The lamp mysteriously killed a bunch of people, using its narly powers.
3. A bunch of people dance around to some really cheesey music on christmas ( I think it's eve but who knows) just so they can give their children really stupid gifts and one girl a nightmare. Most of the cast serves no point other than to dance in the beginning, then thry're written out of the script. The villain is a mouse king.
4. Puppets galore attack people, then turn on their master.
5. They thought they killed him, but he got the jump on them, and he still knows....
6. I'll never let go, Jack. So what does she do? She lets go.
7. You go to camp Crystal Lake, he's there, but you can't get away from him no matter how hard you try. Well, in the first one it was her.
8. They lose their powers, get some more, fight off Ivan Ooze, and then go back to regular television.
9. Two kids with mysterious powers but they don't realize it until the entire law is after them.
10. Can they save Jupiter Hollow before it's too late? Come on Rose, Sadie, you guys can do it!

Answers. Yes, this was a bit challenging, but we all need some sort of challenge or we all become mindless zombies who ...brains ...brains ....BRAINS!

1. Girls Just Want to Have Fun.
2. The Shining.
3. The Nutcracker. What kind of a name is that?
4. Puppet Master.
5. I know what you did last summer.
6. Titanic.
7. Friday the Thirteenth.
8. Power Ranger, the movie.
9. Escape to Witch Mountain.
10. Big Business.