The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 1.
"THE SIMPSONS" TV DIESDOWN, JUST A LITTLE.
The popular television show, "The Simpsons", seems to have lost a bit of its sparkle. The show is having to deal with tough competition such as "South Park". Speculators believe, however, that the show will remain popular.
END OF TIME LEAVES SOME HIGH AND DRY.
With the possibility of the world's end coming, many people are
frightened into shear belief. One person said "I think the world's end
is coming in my lifetime". People are taking this to a new level. Some
are destroying their lives in the hopes that they will be ready. If the
end of time is destined to come, many different predictions shall prove
correct.
PROPELLER MAN: TITANIC'S SAVING GRACE.
Just my opinion, but after watching "Titanic" for the first time, I realized it had one thing going for it: The part when the guy hits the propeller. He makes an interesting thud as he hits it a continues to plunge downward. You gotta love gravity. The second best part is the sad showing of the woman putting her two children to sleep, knowing they are going to die.
BLOATED MAN AND WOMAN ENJOY GREAT MEAL.
A man and woman enjoyed a great meal but recieved serious bloating and gas pains. The man made the smart move by taking GasX but the woman remained bloated like an air bag. The man offered to buy ice cream, but the bag of methane had to disagree.
Trivia Time!
Subject: "The Simpsons."
1. How much does Bart offer to show Lisa if she became a freak?
2. When Homer wants to enjoy a little quiet time to read some of his old favorites, what does he read?
3. What did Lisa use up her birthday and christmas presents on? (there are two answers to this, kinda)
4. What is the name of Marge's bowling ball?
5. What does Barney use to break the window in Homer's hospital room?
6. How does Homer break out of jail?
7. According to Lisa, Where do people where hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people?
8. What is Bart's favorite show?
9. Who does Bart compare Jessica Lovejoy to?
10. What does Lisa enjoy more than complaining?
Answers.
1. Five bucks a pop.
2. A honey roasted peanut jar.
3. A peach tree or a trip to go clean baby sea animals(Or clean rocks, which is what they did).
4. Homer.
5. A drinking fountain.
6. He clubs Hans Moleman over the head with a book that reads: How to tunnel out of jail. Then he ride the cart down to Moe's.
7. Rand McNally.
8. Itchy and Scatchy show.
9. Sara, Plain and Tall.
10. Riding horses.